Well, it has been a great few days in my life. At the Lamborghini factory, I pulled some strings and got a test drive for me and Eli and Houston. They let us on their race course, and as you can see, I smoked those fools!
Next, you can see that I was able to hold up the Leaning Tower (I may be small, but I am powerful).
Security was pretty tight before you climb the tower, but they saw that I wasn’t strapped or anything (plus, even the security is beautiful in Italy).
Yesterday, I got some much needed sun (I’m embarrassed at how white I am!).
The others complained that I was leering at girls on the beach too much.
In my defense, this girl was totally checking me out (as well she should).
Then, we headed to Bella Firenze, where I definitely met the next Mrs. Humpty. We hit it off immediately.
I may have rushed things a bit by whispering some sweet nothings in her ear (perhaps my Italian was off).
But as you can see, she was eventually overwhelmed by the Humpty charm! Ah, love!
Ah, love!